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Swell & Tell logo – real stories of meat-triggered chaos

Swell & Tell is the official confessional booth of TickBitChick — a place where real people share their real (and often ridiculous) experiences living with Alpha-Gal, navigating allergy chaos, or surviving one too many food label betrayals. From date night disasters to emergency room adventures, these stories are raw, relatable, and a reminder that none of us are doing this alone — even if we feel like we’re the only ones Googling “is this vegan?” at 2 a.m.

Want to share your own story? Head to the Contact page to submit — names can be anonymous, and details can be edited to protect your pride. Whether it’s funny, frustrating, or flat-out wild, we want to hear it. Because let’s be honest… if we’re going to swell, we might as well tell.

 

Comments and reactions are encouraged — feel free to react with an emoji, share the post, or follow us on social media to join the conversation. You can always reach out directly, too. We want to hear from you.

001: Never Trust The Risotto

A third date. A pre-fixed menu. A bathroom in the same room. And risotto — the creamy little liar that took this poor woman down. If you’ve ever clenched through crème brûlée or escaped a date in shapewear, this story is for you.

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002: Four Cheeses & A Proposal

A surprise proposal, a picnic basket full of not-so-vegan cheese, and one unforgettable ER trip later… she said yes (and almost met her maker via Gouda). Love, hives, and a nurse turned wedding guest — just another day in Alpha-Gal paradise.

Subscribe to our YouTube channel to catch full episodes of Swell & Tell where I read real submissions out loud, react in real-time, and try (usually unsuccessfully) not to lose it on camera. New episodes drop weekly — sometimes twice if the drama is that good. Come for the allergy stories, stay for the sarcasm, and don’t forget to hit subscribe so you never miss a meltdown.

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